exitstrategy

This blog is no stranger to controversy.  I mean some of my blogisodes have elicited heated responses from all kinds of people - even John McCain not too long ago.  But, I was not prepared for the firestorm that came from Macho Man.  Given that the Spinsta is not one to run away from controversy, I am prepared to address Macho Man’s comments head on.In short, Macho Man you are wrong.  Let’s talk this line by line:33 is too old for group dates period.  If he wanted to go on group dates, then he should meet random tator tots at a bar and ask them to all hang together.  Don’t go on a set up.  Period.Asking a set up to bring “hot chicks” on a group date when you are 33 is even worse.  Whether or not he thought my friend was a hot chick and so hung around with other hot chicks, it is beyond douchey to request she brings along the hot chicks.  And, under NO circumstance, can a 33 year old man use cutesy abbreviations.  LOL is the catch phrase of a douche.  Other forbidden terms:  ttyl and omg.  And don’t get me started on douches who combine the abbreviation with an emoticon - it is too much.Someone with plans who makes exception to go out on a Sunday shows up at 2 on a Bears game.  The cheap skate did not offer to take us to the game.  We were just going to watch it while scrunched together with hot chicks in a booth.  It was clear that whatever goes.And yes, anything did go on that hellish “date.”  I find it hard to believe that the tator tots approached the table of jokers.  Remember, I saw them and Macho Man you did not.  They are not the type of crew that would cause random tator tots to throw themselves at a booth full of dudes.  If he is desired - which is unlikely - he can be desired when he is not expecting a date.  And yes, the group date is all in it together.  No random tator tots for his friends.  Remember, Macho Man, my friend was told to bring her own hot tots.Why did we go to another bar first?  It was a passive agressive move to tell The Douche that these tator tots did not appreciate his other tots.  Maybe it was not the best idea - I grant you that Macho Man.  But, curiosity is a valid reason to go on a date (in fact, it is a great reason) and showing up drunk to meet someone is always a good idea.  The drunks are more interesting and the prospective dates are more attractive.  It is a win - win.Now, clearly I schooled Macho Man.  But, for those of you who are not convinced, here are a few more details that I left off because I did not want to come down too hard on The Douche.  Given that my journalistic integrity is at stake, however, I must divulge:The Douche had injured himself by falling off a go-cartTo deal with the pain, The Douche was taking narcotics.To enjoy the Bears game, The Douche also drank while taking his pain meds.The Douche is renting out his home.  He told us about the tenant who got the “sweet pad.”  ”He was wearing a hooded sweatshirt and was not wearing designer jeans, so I assumed he could not afford my sweet pad.  But, turns out he is will to spend ___ on the place and he has some serious money.”  That phrase needs no explanation - DOUCHE.The Douche took several pictures with the random tator tots.  The Douche flirted with the tator tots, and he got the phone number of one particular tot.Enough said.  The Douche was a real douche and Macho Man is wrong.  The Spinsta is right.  Since I do not want to alienate any readers (I still love you Macho Man, please continue to read), I am going to write about less controversial topics.  I will stop writing about group dates, and instead I will start writing about gay marriage, abortion, and other similar topics.

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