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May 20 2009

One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest

Published by Fat Spinsta at 9:43 pm under Uncategorized Edit This

So I have received some harsh/realistic criticism of my last post.  ”Oy a little depressing Spinsta.”  ”Are you ok to be left alone?”  ”Your happiness should not come from a home or a job, but from within.”  Well I have taken all those comments to heart.  I am going to be a glass half full.  It was just a case of the Mondays. But what is my inspiration?  Where is the sunny side of things?  Well, luckily for me and apparently for you, tonight is the American Idol finale.  I mean I was in no shape to write this joyful blogisode last night - after the final competition.  It was pitiful.  I mean Kara DeLaGuardia (or something) wrote the most terrible song ever.  ”I love the mountains and I have dreams.   I dream.  Life is Full of Dreams!!!”  Or something. But tonight is different.  Tonight is democracy in action.  Remember the hope that I was filled with when Barack Obama became our president?  Well tonight is another monumental night.  I am not comparing Barack to Adam or Chris, but it is a fact that more people voted last night than in the actual election so this is actually one of the most pure expression of democracy.   And Kara DeLaGuardia just sang a duet with a woman in a bikini and then flashed her own itsy bitsy teeny weeny at the dramatic crescendo of the performance.  And they made that poor blind guy do a song and dance number to If You Think I’m Sexy.  And they have every old rocker that ever walked the earth.  Where is HEART???  Truly, my friends, tonight anything is possible. So have no fear, the Spinsta is all smiles.  And in the sake of full disclosure, I will let you all know that I write this post from a nice white padded cell.   BZZZZT BZZZZZZZZZZ.  One flew east, one flew west . . .  

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