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I had a terrible nightmare last night.  I woke up in a sweat.  As I laid in bed, I tried to remember the nightmare.  This is what I can recall: I was working on a cruise-ship.  But I was also in prison on the ship - I had to stay in the cargo area.  The Count and Countess De La Sepps (from Real Housewives of New York City) were guests aboard the ship.  For some reason I had to compete in a battle of strength with the De La Sepps’ son (who was actually Samantha Ronson).  I won the competition, but because they could not live with the shame of having their son beat by a commoner, the Count framed me.  He threw a giant bag full of marijuana at me and told the ship’s captain that I was trying to smuggle drugs.  So, the ship’s captain put me to death.  I was thrown over board and I woke up while I was drowning to death.Terrifying.  Not only because the dream was really scary, but also because the dream was a pretty scary testimonial to the fact that I watch WAY TOO MUCH TELEVISION (especially reality television).  But, I have to wonder why the De La Sepps and Samantha Ronson?  Well the De La Sepps is an easy one - they are getting divorced because the Count is a cheater and I just think that the Countess is a mess (although I don’t know why they morphed into murderers).  But the Samantha Ronson cameo is a little more difficult to decipher.  Perhaps, she was in my dream to symbolize my guilt for breaking passover.  I did hear on E News that the Ronsons had disinvited Lindsay from their “family get together” (i.e. SEDER you clowns at E!) and I bet the Ronson clan is still eating matzoh.  Well, whatever the dream means I decided that I have to limit my exposure to reality television - if for no other reason than so I can sleep peacefully.     

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