exitstrategy

This morning I was delivered some very bad news.  Today.com, the website that hosts this magical blog, informed me that I have too few viewers and so I got a pay cut.  Yes, I make money from this site.  I used to get $1 each time I blog.  Now, I get $2 when 1,000 different people view my site.  Oh, and I won’t get paid until I earn at least $50 dollars which clearly will NEVER happen.   I am a very accomplished attorney.  I once represented a pro bono client and single handedly (along with the partner’s hands and a paralegal’s hands) brought justice to a very talented artist.  This artist had signed a really bad contract.  It was not so bad as to be unenforceable, but it was a shitty contract that made one wonder just who would sign such a bad contract.  My client was an uneducated individual who probably didn’t know better.  I, on the other hand, am somewhat educated in all things legal seeing as how I went to law school and advise clients about contract matters.  And yet, I signed a contract that even my pro bono client would scoff at. But, I am bound by this shitty deal.  So, what do I do?  You see, while existrategy is a cute little name for a blog, this blog is in fact my exit strategy.  I was hoping to turn the proceeds from this blog into a way to earn living without having to work at a law firm.  Unfortunately, even with my “salary” prior to the pay cut, I would have to stop blogging eventually since I would be living in a cardboard box below a bridge (I mean I would earn a maximum of $365 a year and I doubt these clowns are providing health or dental).  Now, I won’t even be able to get a McDonald’s happy meal until next December (and I will be living in the bathroom of the McDonald’s saving up for that delicious chicken nuggets meal). The answer to my dilemma is simple: I need your help.  I know yesterday that I said Facebook had but one purpose - to stalk ex loves.  Well, there is one other use for facebook: to help Fat Spinsta (no not starving children who want you to donate their statuses to).  So, if you love the Spinsta, post a link to this blog on your facebook.  But remember, I am ANONYMOUS.   I would like to thank all my fans for their continued support as the Spinsta enters a new stage in her life: poverty.  Well that is an exaggeration and an insensitive one at that, but THE SPINSTA NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF BOOTIES!  I mean if I can’t have snaggle, at least I can buy stuff to numb the pain of loss.   So, in short, think Jenny is: sleepy and a fan of extistrategy (insert link), or Tom is: TGIF mo-fos and check out this blog!, or Cameron is: drowning in her own tears and oh I guess look at this link.  The Spinsta will throw a turkey at her biggest fan.   

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