Oct 27 2008
Get a hobby
As the name of my blog implies, I am looking for a way out of law firm life. It is likely that the success of this blog will enable me to start a new career as a blogger. This is so because the 8 of you who read this blog will become my benefactors. Note - mom and dad I am expecting you both to contribute separately as I have grown accustomed to a new lifestyle as a law firm associate.
If, for some reason, my fans decide not to sponsor me, I suppose I will have to find another job. I have met several times with a career coach. She tells me that in order to be successful, I need to do what I love. Unfortunately for me (but fortunately for her - I have been meeting with her for a year and a half and there is no end in sight) I have no idea what I love. Well, I do know what I love I love watching tv, wearing pajamas, and eating candy corn. Aside from being a contestant on Wife Swap, these interests don’t really translate into a career. I do realize that I have no husband or family and so am not elligible for Wife Swap but a girl can still dream. One day, I will leave my loving family for a week and eat gator soup with some swamp dwellers. Or, if I have my druthers, I will be able to recreate the infamous Wench Swap episode where the prim southern mom moved in with a family of real pirates. Arrr.
Until that glorious week in 2026, I am left looking for a new career. I need to find some interests, but I am not really interested in anything. I have had a string of hobbies that I start and stop. I was a dancer, a babysitter, a historian, a wiccan, and many others. Not sure what that says about this blog…
So, I am on the hunt for hobbies that I can turn into a career. I want something interesting, glamorous, and ridiculously high-paying but that does not require I work that much and does not require much effort to get. I am enlisting your help, loyal readers. Any ideas that meet my simple list of requirements?
Call girl?
i hear illinois may be looking for a new senator sooon…. either that or alaska will need a new governor.
let the saks/neimans shopping spree begin!!!
You can be a superstar in Taiwan and Japan. All you need to do is attempt to learn bits of the language. Then they will beg you to appear as the token white girl in print ads, tv shows (esp. game shows) and commercials.
You will be worshipped. And I’ll be your manager.
Stripping would combine your love of slutty outfits, dancing and pirates. Ok, maybe not pirates.